Saturday, December 6, 2008

Brandy "Human" Review---Grade-C


"The Definition"-Gets the album off to a horrible start. Tired ass beat, weak lyrics, overproduced vocals. Not a Good Look. NEXT! (0 for 1)

"Warm it Up(With Love)"-Sounds like a bonus cut off of some flop Mya album. NEXT! (0 for 2)

"Right Here(Departed)"-You've heard it, don't need my opinion on it. (1 for 3)

"Piano Man"-It's alright, I nodded along but I doubt it'll get another listen. NEXT! (1 for 4)

"Long Distance"-Beautiful Record, classic Brandy. This should be a huge hit for her. (2 for 5)

"Camoflague"-Very weak and forgettable. NEXT! (2 for 6)

"Torn Down"-Enjoyable, nothing too special. Written by the same guys who wrote "When I See U", this song is nowhere near that good but it'll do. (3 for 7)

"Human"-Absolutely hot, she put it down on this record. Great Lyrics. Written by Toby Gad("If I Were a Boy" and "Big Girls Don't Cry") (4 for 8)

"Shattered Heart"-This is very Rihanna-ish, she does okay but the song just never gets going. (4 for 9)

"True"-Shows some vocal range which makes up for the bland material she's given, Brandy sells the weak song very well. (5 for 10)

"A Capella(Something's Missing)"-Worst track on the record. *Runs to press skip button* NEXT!!!!!! (5 for 11)

"1st & Love"-Weak and boring. The definition of forgettable. NEXT! (5 for 12)

"Fall"-Written by Natasha Bedinfield, outstanding record, Natasha would've been better served to keep it for herself. (6 for 13)



19 comments:

  1. Anonymous6.12.08

    Horse faced Bitch

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  2. Anonymous6.12.08

    your site is a flop so I won't take this serious..the only bad review so far..

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  3. Anonymous6.12.08

    I liked the album, i think it's a big step up for her.

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  4. Anonymous7.12.08

    I FEEL THE ALBUM SO I DSAGREE WITH THIS REVIEW BUT I MUST ADMIT I DON'T SEE IT BEING A SUCCESS FOR BRANDY, AFRODISIAC WAS BETTER AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT WORKED OUT FOR HER.

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  5. Anonymous7.12.08

    Fuck this biased, hating review. and fuck this flop site too FAG!

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  6. Anonymous7.12.08

    yup suxks but keyshia cole album is hot

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  7. Anonymous7.12.08

    Well...I Think Her New Cd Is Good

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  8. Anonymous7.12.08

    BRANDY HAS THE BEST ALBUM OF 2008!

    CAMOUFLAGE
    PIANO MAN
    ACAPELLA (SOMETHINGS MISSING)
    HUMAN
    1ST AND LOVE
    SHATTERED HEART!

    LMAOOO, CHILE PLEASE! HER ALBUM SHYTS ON ANY FEMALE ALBUM THAT HAS CAME OUT THIS YEAR!

    ANY WHOEVER THINKS OTHERWISE I DELUSIONAL AND DUMB AS HELL, AND CLEARLY DONT KNOW MUSIC!

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  9. Anonymous7.12.08

    U GOT SOME ISSUES THAT ARE LONGER THAN VOGUE AND COSMO!!
    HUMAN IS THE MOST DEEP AND THOUGHT PROVOKING ALBUM THIS YEAR.

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  10. Anonymous7.12.08

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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  11. Anonymous7.12.08

    LOL YOU'RE FUNNY FOR THIS....!
    THE ALBUM IS GREAT AND I LOVE IT....
    WARM IT UP(WITH LOVE)
    PIANO MAN
    LONG DISTANCE
    CAMOUFLAGE
    TORN DOWN
    HUMAN
    SHATTERD HEART
    A CAPELLA
    1ST AND LOVE
    FALL

    PLEASE AND THATS DAMN NEAR THE ENTIRE ALBUM.....!

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  12. Anonymous7.12.08

    well we are here and are telling you that you are crazy to think her album sucks!!!! This is the best album this year and like always Ms. Norwood always brings the fire to the table.....HUMAN is goin gto be a classic album....now K. Coles is alright, but she sounds like Brandy!!!! OOPS!!!!!

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  13. Anonymous7.12.08

    uhm u suck.....

    i dont even like dat bytch.... but i knoow good music

    and the few trax i heard are nice.....

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  14. Anonymous7.12.08

    LMAO IM SO GLAD 2 SEE SO MANY PEOPLE PUTTIN THIS FOOL IN HIS DAMN PLACE AND WHO EVER SAID KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM IS HOT NEEDS 2 GO SOMEWHERE AND JUMP OFF THE NEAREST BRIDGE

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  15. Anonymous7.12.08

    her cd does not suck bitch you're crazy

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  16. Anonymous7.12.08

    it didn't suck...i thought she was gonna come a little harder though.

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  17. Anonymous7.12.08

    "Human" is SHITTY. I don't like it all.

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  18. Anonymous7.12.08

    I wouldn't say that it sucks, but I did feel a little disappointed when I first listened to it.
    It's growing on me, but I don't think this album could hold a candle to any of her previous ones. I will buy regardless, because of the fact that she's my girl and we've been through some shit (lol), but yeah I'm still not in love with the album. A few of the sogns really punch, but IDK.. I feel like she's done better in the past. I still hope she does well and I hope I can see her on tour soon.

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  19. Anonymous7.12.08

    I felt that way about Afrodisiac I was highly disappointed when I popped it in my cd player for the 1st time and now I can't get enough of that album I love it..So believe me..by jan.1 you'll be madly in love with this album..You know Brandy changes all the damn time so us fans have to adapt each time she never does anything twice

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